jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
