the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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