Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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