it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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