eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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