omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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