She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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