I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
wow bdsm is so cute
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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