I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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