If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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