He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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