Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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