We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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