I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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