What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it đ
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasnât going home with him.
Some sorority went âDick or Treatingâ at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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