the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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