My nipple is on Facebook.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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