you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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