I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
