ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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