Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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