He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i think i just lost a toe
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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