Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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