Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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