Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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