My brain says no but my pants say off.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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