I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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