My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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