spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
we should paint friendship bongs
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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