i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The ass gains better be worth it
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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