# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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