No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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