he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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