Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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