There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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