I'm pants shitting drunk right now
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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