Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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