i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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