So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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