i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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