wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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