she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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