AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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