I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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