I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My bed smells like the plague
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