The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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