Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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