im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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