we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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