there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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