She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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