Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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