I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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