the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
vagina is talking i cant
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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