he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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